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Saturday, February 19, 2011
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
If you never try,you'll never know...
I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning.
i feel bad for the kids these days....their cartoons SUCK :/
I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :")
"I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!"
Thursday, February 17, 2011
"WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn`t Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck
Restarting the whole song, because you missed your favourite line!
I love it when someone`s laugh is funnier than the joke.
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